Here it is.
I was very disappointed to read that Federated Farmers are still using magic to predict the future (June 30)
President Bruce Wills said that he'd looked into his crystal ball and seen the future for farming and that it was genetically engineered.
Not only does his fortune-telling go back to the Middle Ages when soothsayers used smoke, mirrors and crystal balls to befuddle the public, so too does his advice to employ genetic engineers, the modern-day alchemists, to improve farm productivity.
It's time to throw away that starry turban and crystal ball and apply some commonsense to farming.
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Have you re-inserted it in the one you have posted here or is there another 'Bruce' missing from the text?
Also what type of weight-lifting have you done? I have told you time and time again bodyweight training is the way to go.
It was body-weight, Sensei.
You don't look that heavy to me, 'sinuey' perhaps!
I carry a lot of the word's weight on my shoulders, Shunda, and my ego is a weighty beast :-)
Yeah I tried that, too bloody heavy.
Now I have decided to become ultra cynical, all I need now is a veranda, a rocking chair, and a shot gun!! ;)
And the scent of a feud in your nostrils!
Oh Yeah!!
I forgot that.
Play that twangin' banjo, six-fingered coast-boy!
Ok then swede munchin Southland son!!
Dang! Me proclivities hung out on the line for all to see and finger-poke!
Yer gonna bring up Me extra dergits, I'm gawner expose yer proclivities!!
We should never have undone the lid on your ink-u-bator, Shunda.
I toll Ma!
No wonder Ma dinna listen! look what she lets grand mammy do to me when I was a youngin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGR4Wn6uqI&list=FLRiqjcO6FHBhgjpL3s8kuQg&index=1&feature=plpp_video
Explains your love of flying and rugby.
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