Your silence is deafening. Clearly the lack of watermelons is a conspiracy. I am sure they are marching to Wellington and some time next year they will have taken control of the government! Or, possibly, it's not the right time of year. Nah, I'm going for the conspiracy theory.
I'm outed! I have armies of them under plastic, incubating. My plan, and it's an evil one, is too twisted to share on this forum. Look for clues to how I'm going to achieve Global Domination, in the Star Garden Guide. Hold it upside-down and read with your eyes crossed. Good luck, trooper.
Hold it upside-down and read with your eyes crossed I use the same technique for reading right-wing blogs. That way some of the posts and comments make sense.
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Where are the watermelons? I thought your garden would be full of them.
Ha!
Your silence is deafening. Clearly the lack of watermelons is a conspiracy. I am sure they are marching to Wellington and some time next year they will have taken control of the government!
Or, possibly, it's not the right time of year. Nah, I'm going for the conspiracy theory.
I'm outed! I have armies of them under plastic, incubating. My plan, and it's an evil one, is too twisted to share on this forum. Look for clues to how I'm going to achieve Global Domination, in the Star Garden Guide. Hold it upside-down and read with your eyes crossed. Good luck, trooper.
Hold it upside-down and read with your eyes crossed
I use the same technique for reading right-wing blogs. That way some of the posts and comments make sense.
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