The schlong is gone!
Someone has pinched the pizzle!
Riverton's stag has been de-horned and the town's matrons are under suspicion.
During the night (or the night before) someone stole the member from between the legs of our famous Southland stag and took it home with them (rumour has it).
Either way, it's long gone (that schlong).
Here is the before shot. I'll post the emasculated version to morrow, followed by images of the under-suspicion matrons, until the culprit(ess) steps forward to explain herself.
It's the story that just keeps on giving!
2 comments:
What sort of wanton hussy would engage in such a despicable crime?? I take it she'll be run out of town when proved guilty?
Forced to wear the stolen item around her neck, I'm thinking.
Mind you, could've been a bloke wot done it, in which case he'll have to wear the jokes for the rest of his days.
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