Ah! The stupification of New Zealanders is complete. Rugby has at last taken its rightful place alongside of English Maths and Science in our school curriculum.
Rejoice with us as we sit at our desks, mouth-guards in place, reeking of liniment and grunting out by rote the only phrases we need to know to make our education complete - 'it was a game of two halves' and 'the boys dug deep and came up with the win'. It won't be long until exercise books are removed from the classroom equation and replaced with cardboard Lion Brown beer-coasters.
It's a very happy day for us all!
Thursday, March 31, 2011
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Lol, you're a glutton for punishment Robert.
I've got my mouthguard in and I can dodge and weave like a Springbok :-)
You omitted "Thanks to the ladies for the spread" Rob.
But anything that pushes Peace Studies and Trade Union Studies off the curriculum has to be good, doesn't it?
As an anti-peace and anti-unity campaigner from way back Inv2, you are bound to say that.
Anyone suffering from Colinmeadsiosis would support 'rugger studies' in schools and I'm by no means surprised that you are waving the Lion Brown beer-soaked flag in support of this bone-headed initiative.
Someone on National Radio pointed out that we're not supposed to be teaching religion in schools anymore.
Ha!
His Holiness Buck Shelford.
Imagine the ignominy of failing. Or of passing.
It'll be called 'scoring a try' Shane.
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