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Showing posts with label Rugby World Cup Madness.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rugby World Cup Madness.. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Nanny State













Such is the liking by our Government for authoritarian measures to control our behaviour, Invercargill streets, and those of other New Zealand centres where rugby games are to be played in the up-coming, royalty-free tournament, will be patrolled by 'ad police'. Enforcement Officers from the Ministry of Economic Development (sound dark to you? Perhaps grey and steely?) will be slinking around Invercargill streets searching for un-authorised advertising. We ought to be grateful I suppose, as such advertising is a serious threat to our well-being and the cost of these '3 or 4' Advertising Agents is a trifle compared to potential Southland lives saved.  My only hope is that some enterprising business-terrorist doesn't take advantage of the Cup Fever that will grip us all over the 6 days of games here, and bang up a life-threatening hoarding that might provoke a shut-down of the city and potential loss of game-time.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

We're all boof-heads now!

Ah! The stupification of New Zealanders is complete. Rugby has at last taken its rightful place alongside of English Maths and Science in our school curriculum.
Rejoice with us as we sit at our desks, mouth-guards in place, reeking of liniment and grunting out by rote the only phrases we need to know to make our education complete - 'it was a game of two halves' and 'the boys dug deep and came up with the win'. It won't be long until exercise books are removed from the classroom equation and replaced with cardboard Lion Brown beer-coasters.
It's a very happy day for us all!