It's as appealing as a cup of coal, and like coal, needs to be made "sexy" again, according to leading dietitian and milk-lover Lea Stenning, speaking at the recent South Island Dairy Event.
We're talking about milk here and apparently, not many people like the stuff.
"Milk is desperately in need of a makeover. We've got to make it sexy again."
I don't remember a time when milk was sexy, but then I never found coal to be a turn-on, the way Gerry Brownlee does.
Milk and coal, the mainstay of our National diet.
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If it weren't for those bloody Greens inventing lactose intolerance...
And sabotaging our clean, green image by seeing cows shitting in rivers! They're the worst kind of people!
And your faux concern for those National Parks and Marine Sanctuaries...Does youe evil know no bounds?
I've even been having thoughts about the plight of long-finned eels and our native galaxids - I know it's wrong, Mr Key has assured me we are 100% clean and green, but I just can't help my foolish self!
I wonder if there's a self-help programme I can sign up for, like the AA? As an Internal Saboteur, I feel a little dirty.
Congrats Robert...admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to recovery. Well done!
Luckily there is such an organisation that will free you of your burdens:
ph (04) 894 7014, or
e-mail hq@national.org.nz
So proud of you.
I tried to sign on, but their website coughed and hacked as though it had a foreign body lodged in its throat. I got spat out, all covered in blue gunge!
I'll try again tomorrow. Nobody said it was going to be easy.
Try not to fret, it's just de-tox.
A few expensive whiskeys, couple of cigars, and having a smug chortle at the long queues outside your local food-bank should ease your symptoms.
You're an angel, suz. And you care.
outside the food bank, more likely the liquor store by the sounds of it.
Is milk sexy if it is poured all over Elle McPhearson?
Elle's passe, Towack - get with the programme and chose someone from the GC at least! Drown them in milk, I say!
Sadly Towack, we Vegans are unfortunately stuck with exploiting the female body too :-(
darn PETA!
https://www.google.co.nz/search?q=peta&hl=en&safe=off&prmd=imvnsl&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=q3j2T7KAH9GZiAeerun5Bg&ved=0CFUQ_AUoAQ&biw=1481&bih=705#hl=en&safe=off&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=peta+rather+go+naked&oq=peta+rather+go+naked&gs_l=img.3...2821.4363.0.4458.16.6.0.9.9.2.255.1216.2-5.5.0...0.0.c5H4gTC2dhU&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=d141cdf25d7287a&biw=1481&bih=705
it might be easier to simply type into Google " peta rather go naked "
I followed your link, sadly not a bottle of milk in sight, mind you there was plenty else to see
Else? Else Sommer?
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