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Monday, November 25, 2013

Word of the day - dimwittery

If the over-crowded theatre showing "Catching Fire" had gone up in flames, would the Southland Times headline the story, "Theatre-goers Cooked"?

5 comments:

JayWontdart said...

Bravo! Encore, encore!

JayWontdart said...

Imagine the cartoon, Cook dressed in chefs whites looking clueless outside the theatre pointing his TV remote inside. "where's the mute button? How do I rewind the tape?" etc.

Over the road, the demons at Hell pizza bask in the flames

robertguyton said...

Ha! Hell pizza> I'm grinning from ear to ear!

Unknown said...

at least we all know the excuse next time you are stopped for speeding. It was outside my control sir. Hard for ex policemen to accept some may think they got it wrong.

robertguyton said...

John Key - No. The reality is...
Works every time.