I'm one of my favourite millionaires

Seaweed @ Imperator Fish

My name is John Margaret Thatcher Key
I’m cleaning out my whole country
I’ve just sorted out GCSB
No job’s too big or small for me

I’ll castrate the unions, crush the reds
Leave the old shivering in their beds
Bleed the young and when they’re bled
I’ll be Hawaii bound instead

I don’t tell lies, I obfuscate
My forgetfulness I celebrate
And I always look after my mates
With jobs and low taxation rates

I have no real concerns or cares
I’m one of my favourite millionaires
When I retire there’ll be few tears
With my blind trust full of Kiwi’s shares

I’ve got Peter Dunne, the king of cranks
And kupapa mowrees in my ranks
For my policies I get “NO THANKS !”
But to force them through I’ve got John Banks

I love bright lights, I love the fame
While nobody can guess my game
Of adding Queen’s honours to my name
I'll be a Baroness, at least a Dame

I lift my lip and snarl and sneer
When knuckleheads question my career
Then I smile and wave and show no fear
By declaring war on North Korea

Seaweed
7th April 2013