Site Meter

Friday, September 9, 2011

Bless those briquettes

I arrived a little late to the blessing of the Solid Energy briquette plant at Mataura, which in itself was a blessing because I didn't have to wear one of the stupid hi-vis vests like the ones the other guests, including all of the rangatahi were wearing. Even Bill English had one stretched over his MP suit. Roly had mis-timed our entrance, so we slunk in at the back of the marquee and watched the proceedings in relative anonymity. We thought.
The kapahaka group belted out a mighty haka and the wero was laid down by a fearsome lad wielding a taiaha that seemed to hypnotise Bill so much that someone from the crowd had to yell out 'Pick it up!'.
A karakia was intoned over a white china bowl of briquettes.


A sod was turned (I'm resisting a very strong temptation here!)



There were plenty of media, suitably attired for the dangerous environment of gravel and grass.


My best shot, photographically speaking, was of two 'coats' left lying on a table while the speechifying went on: a Solid Energy vest and a korowai from the Hokonui Runaka. Poignant much?


After the hole was dug, and as I stood in the sunniest, warmest spot out of the keen wind that blew in from the southwest, Bill Luff, Group Manager External Affairs came and introduced himself and we had a very convivial talk about issues of Christchurch and Solid Energy respectively. Don Elder joined us (he has a Hone Hariwira handshake, warm and prolonged, in case that sort of detail interests you) and made a good job of allaying my concerns about some things. Not all by any means, but we only had 20 minutes until the show was closed and I had to leave for Invers.

14 comments:

Dave Kennedy said...

"Made a good job of allaying my concerns..."
Please elaborate, Robert.

jabba said...

"which in itself was a blessing because I didn't have to wear one of the stupid hi-vis vests"
so, not in favour of safety in the work place bOb?
you are a man of many strange thoughts

robertguyton said...

jabba - 'the work place' in this case was an open field with a gravel path. The only thing that might have run me down was one of the tamariki from the kapahaka group or Bill English but they had their hi-vis on and I'd have seen them coming.
You're far to PC panty-waist wet liberal bleeding heart for my liking. Harden up Jabba!

robertguyton said...

Dave - that's code. I'll bring you a copy of the Christchurch Press article where Don Elder's views are well described, alongside of those of Jeanette Fitzsimons, Susan Krumdiek, Rod Oram and Robert Guyton :-)
And I'll talk to you about the discussions I had with Don Elder. He presents very confidently and gives assurances readily. No details though and it's those I'd like to hear. I'm noting that all of these industry reps are saying 'don't worry, it's all a long way off." I don't believe that's true at all. Complacency will advantage those who are progressing their plans.

robertguyton said...

Complacency in others that is.

jabba said...

I'm sorry bOb but you don't seem to understand what crazy OSH rules surround such events.

Shunda barunda said...

Do you try one of those boiled sweets in the bowl?

robertguyton said...

No jabba, I don't.
Can't for the life of me see any justification at all for wearing a bright jacket on a site like that. Safe as a briquette factory, that!

Shunda barunda said...

Hey, Pike river LTD had plenty of high vis vests, they didn't have much else, but they did have the high vis vests.

robertguyton said...

Shunda. Picked one up, but dropped it. It broke. The photographer from The Southland Times asked me to hold half a dozen of them for a photo - hand model, me!
They remind me of knobs of goat dung.

jabba said...

It must be great to live in your fantasy world booby. Let’s hope no-one gets hurt in your garden

robertguyton said...

You wear hi-vis when you're in your garden jabba?
Figures.

Shunda barunda said...

Jabba!!

Where is this 'fantasy world booby'?

Does Robert know the way?

Are there really boobies?

robertguyton said...

Shunda - have sent map and entry pass. Please keep location secret.
(No cameras allowed, sorry.)