Another letter (in a Brown envelope)

(Apologies to those who don't know the ins and outs of South Coast politics, to whom this will mean little)

From today's 'letters' column:

Brown a 'misery guts'

Full marks to Kimberly Crayton-Brown for her unbiased article on that snivelling arrogant artist Nigel Brown.
  I agree with Beverly Claridge that he is entitled to his own opinions but they should reflect what Southland people want to hear.
  I mean the photo says it all - what a misery guts. Too big for his boots!
  Brown should stick to his tractor and horny cattle. I am sick of him.
  SUE MCLAUCHLAN
  Cosy Nook