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Monday, November 11, 2013

Key loves Craig















It's too good to be true. John Key is tying himself to the unhinged Colin Craig for the next election.
If ever there was an opportunity to slap a major party around, this unholy coupling of National and the entirely-batty Conservatives under the goggle-eyed Colin Craig has presented us on the left with a gift that won't stop giving. Climate change? Nah. Young adults using the internet? Parental responsibility, that.
This is going to be a ducks-in-a-barrel shoot-fest!
Let the fun begin!

21 comments:

Dave Kennedy said...

Hmm, not love, it's all lust... power lust!

Jacqueline said...

I couldn't believe what i was watching on the news tonight!

robertguyton said...

It's all true. Key and Craig, entwined in the Dance of (political) Death.
Poetry!

Armchair Critic said...

That's great news.

robertguyton said...

Colin - the name fair vibrates with Monty-Pythonesque glee, felt by the Left as they compose their responses to Key's declaration of love for ... Colin.
Will Colin wear white?
Of course!

Unknown said...

there is a lesson for everyone around the radio station back down today. People are beginning to understand how they can be empowered if they work together. lets hope it gathers momentum. Once people come to understand they can make change I am sure they will begin to engage and once that happens common sense will again rule. Hate to bring up the c word again but the crazy craig wont stand the test of a little sunlight

robertguyton said...

Colin.

What a day.

Unknown said...

talking about crazy someone put a brochure in my mail box today. It says "I can still have sex at 82".
Suits me pretty good as I live at 76 so will be able to walk home afterwards.

robertguyton said...

Ha!
But really, how good is the sex if you can still walk home afterwards?

Unknown said...

Ha but I am 60 not 16 Robert.
I would use my walking stick.

Armchair Critic said...

Vote National, get Conservatives. Which electorate does National HQ think is stupid enough to sup from that cup of tea?

Armchair Critic said...

The Conservatives are NZ's Taliban. And given that NZ is one of the least religiously engaged country in the world, I expect the voters of NZ are not going to have much time for them, or any party that is foolish enough to have a cup tea with them or, worse, try to form a coalition government with them.

robertguyton said...

Col? A religious nutter? Is he???

Armchair Critic said...

He's both, or so I've heard. That is, he's religious. And he's a nutter. It's quite possible to be one, the other, or neither. But to be both! How lucky is that?

robertguyton said...

To be that lucky, God's obviously smiling upon him. Will he (he, not He) require Key to accept Jesus into his life before they (Key and Craig) coalesce?

Unknown said...

Some people would do a deal with the devil if it meant they still could keep a grasp of the reins of power so a little trembling kneeling together with eyes closed wont be difficult for John. You have to make sacrifices for the greater good as we saw with Banks. Why he took the money when John would have kept him on a cabinet salary god only knows.

robertguyton said...

And the courts will uncover, God willing :-)

Vote Col! Get religion!

Unknown said...

mmm funny how some think their religion should form part of the government. Exclusive brethren did poor old Don lots of good.

Armchair Critic said...

Don worships a completely different god than the god the EBs profess to believe in.

robertguyton said...

I see a Golden Calf.

robertguyton said...

They're calling it "the coalition of the Crazy".

Classic.