Lawn Order

From the Southland Times

Punch-up at mower racing 'blackens its good name'

Hilarious stuff from the lawnmower racers.

"The post-race punch-up at Saturday's Lake Hayes A&P Show had blackened the sport's good name, said the preseident of the lawnmower racers' association looking to take the burgeoning sport nationwide."

Lawnmower racing has a good name?

Who knew!

Barry Dawe went on to say, poetically and somewhat ironically:

"The first thing we thought when we saw the articles was "we don't want people thinking that's what lawnmower racing's all about,' because we're really fierce about safety and having a good time."

Really fierce!

Bet that's what the rugby league guys say as well. Good times for all. Fierce good times.
I watched lawnmower racing once.
Makes as much sense to me as mowing lawns.