tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post7840976343700320165..comments2024-03-29T20:15:02.593+13:00Comments on robertguyton: Just said it. Didn't mean it.robertguytonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07335459362715594644noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-64559560239590424332012-12-02T07:53:23.895+13:002012-12-02T07:53:23.895+13:00I have seen the LOTR films, Jordan, more than once...I have seen the LOTR films, Jordan, more than once too, but I'm forever wrestling with knowing that Jackson's spectacular images are supplanting my own precious 'formed when I was 14' inner pictures. I've decided to try to keep my Hobbit originals. I've already caught a glimpse of the dwarves and agree with you there. It's not possible to improve on my Dark Riders sniffing for hobbits-as-they-hide-beside-the-path or Tom's house and daughter etc...robertguytonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07335459362715594644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-68430125165253115322012-12-01T23:23:21.020+13:002012-12-01T23:23:21.020+13:00have you never seen Lord of the Rings?
She was pr...have you never seen Lord of the Rings?<br /><br />She was pretty well filmed in my humble opinion, near perfect really.<br /><br />The spiders of mirkwood will be interesting....they sort of talk. I bet they will be kinda "lower class English" in accent, and probably irritating.<br /><br />I'm going to HATE the dwarves, all their scenes from trailers etc so far are about stumbling about drunk and fart jokes, seriously.........I expect thats to set them up as "humble lower class folk", and then the bigger issues of the war etc is the counterpoint.<br /><br />the first trailer is good!<br /><br />https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOGsB9dORBgJayWontdarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17594795233431726222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-3623989047573092982012-12-01T14:52:49.608+13:002012-12-01T14:52:49.608+13:00I'll not go to the Hobbit, Jordan.
Shelob scar...I'll not go to the Hobbit, Jordan.<br />Shelob scared the bejeezus out of me when I read the book at age 14 and I've no plan to see Jackson's version. There's no way he can approach my mind's-eye version.robertguytonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07335459362715594644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-49612390204353480662012-12-01T14:45:09.799+13:002012-12-01T14:45:09.799+13:00Robert, I'll never forgive Lord Jackson for KI...Robert, I'll never forgive Lord Jackson for KILLING the most important chapter, the ending!<br /><br />Scouring of the Shire forever!<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scouring_of_the_Shire<br /><br />Cant believe even the villains finale is changed! The theatrical movies suggest Saruman is just.....held prisoner.......the extended cut shows him being killed....but differently! Why?!<br /><br />One of my favourite chapters, I often paraphrase it. The bits with Saruman seeming to scold the midgets are fantastic! "You thought you could just wander about Middle Earth, blowing up other peoples homes, and there would be no consequence? HA! Impudent little bastards! Look over what once remained of your former homes and friends!"<br /><br />Even the death involving a grey dust floating away....brilliant! <br /><br />Damn you Lord Jackson, and your crappy version of King Kong too!<br /><br />He better not blink up "Riddles in the Dark" (which will be in the first movie, where we meet Gollum and his paddling long feet and his boat! Cant wait, seriously!) and then the Mirkwood spiders......!<br /><br />"Old fat spider spinning in a tree! <br />Old fat spider can't see me! <br /> Attercop! Attercop! <br /> Won't you stop, <br />Stop your spinning and look for me? <br /><br />Old Tomnoddy, all big body, <br />Old Tomnoddy can't spy me! <br /> Attercop! Attercop! <br /> Down you drop! <br />You'll never catch me up your tree! <br /><br />Lazy Lob and crazy Cob <br />are weaving webs to wind me, <br />I am far more sweet than other , <br />but still they cannot find me! <br /><br />Here am I, naughty little fly; <br />you are fat and lazy. <br />You cannot trap me, though you try, <br />in your cobwebs crazy.""JayWontdarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17594795233431726222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-78832320179430655912012-11-28T17:08:43.896+13:002012-11-28T17:08:43.896+13:00That's a shame as I felt it was an alliteratio...That's a shame as I felt it was an alliteration laden accuracy.Paranormalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09356284718669009511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-84290764443268371802012-11-28T16:31:35.730+13:002012-11-28T16:31:35.730+13:00With your comment so laced with name-calling, Para...With your comment so laced with name-calling, Paranormal, I decided not to consider it.robertguytonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07335459362715594644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2047364082320718555.post-45543343262320963072012-11-28T13:32:25.426+13:002012-11-28T13:32:25.426+13:00The issue at hand though is not the scientific cam...The issue at hand though is not the scientific campaign Joy-less is supposedly leading, rather the political campaign. Why else would Unsworth's email to Joy-less end up on Wed Wussels WebPage?Paranormalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09356284718669009511noreply@blogger.com